Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Things That Are Only Funny in Retrospect

1-Driving into a port-a-potty
2- Cat sweaters
3- The 70s. The entire decade
4-snorting milk at your nose on your 3rd grade crush
5-calling a fat woman pregnant
6-Comics from the 19th century (wait, that's things that are NOT funny in retrospect)
7-When you hear a pop in the car after grocery shopping and you think that it was a gun shot and you feel something viscous running down your neck and assume it's brains but actually the can of pillbury biscuits dough exploded in the car.
8- Troll collections
9-Playing tree # 5 in the school play
10-When Matt and Natalie said they hated each other for so long, but then got married and had 12 children, one named after each member of the cast and stage crew. (Wait, this hasn't happened ...yet)

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